Freitag, 31. Oktober 2008
Mittwoch, 29. Oktober 2008
Montag, 27. Oktober 2008
Alter ich glaub ich muss mal Sterben!
Sie kennen das sicher, es ist morgens, alles dreht sich mehr oder weniger frei nach Gallileo um sich selbst. Und sie stehen auf und denken sich, Ich glaub, ich muss sterben.
Tja so ist das Sonntagmorgens. Wenn es nicht mal Frühstück gibt weil sie sich die Burger von letzter nacht eh fast nochmal durch den Kopf gehen lassen.
Seien sie nichts desto trotz unbesorgt. Das Wochenende war gut... und es kann nur besser werden wenn sie sich wieder an alles erinnern.
Dennoch, sollten sie mal wieder das Bedürfniss verspühren sterben zu wollen , wenden sie sich an die Spezialisten der Üpsilon Koordinate, wir bringen sie mit einem Lächeln ins Grab.
In diesem Sinne
Tja so ist das Sonntagmorgens. Wenn es nicht mal Frühstück gibt weil sie sich die Burger von letzter nacht eh fast nochmal durch den Kopf gehen lassen.
Seien sie nichts desto trotz unbesorgt. Das Wochenende war gut... und es kann nur besser werden wenn sie sich wieder an alles erinnern.
Dennoch, sollten sie mal wieder das Bedürfniss verspühren sterben zu wollen , wenden sie sich an die Spezialisten der Üpsilon Koordinate, wir bringen sie mit einem Lächeln ins Grab.
In diesem Sinne
Sonntag, 26. Oktober 2008
Samstag, 25. Oktober 2008
Donnerstag, 23. Oktober 2008
75
Wow, 75 mal dummfug hier am Band. Ist total toll. :
Hier der Heutige Ohrwurm (Und jaaaa ich schreib am Wochenende mal wieder was. Zu Faul nach der Uni was zu tun.)
Hier der Heutige Ohrwurm (Und jaaaa ich schreib am Wochenende mal wieder was. Zu Faul nach der Uni was zu tun.)
Dienstag, 21. Oktober 2008
Rotkäppchen für Mathematiker
Rotkäppchen für Mathematiker
Es war einmal ein Mädchen, dem wurde eineindeutig eine rote Kappe zugeordnet, wodurch es als Rotkäppchen definiert wurde.
„Kind,“ argumentierte die Mutter, „werde kreativ, mathematisiere die kürzeste Verbindung des Weges zur Großmutter, analysiere aber nicht die Blumen am Wege, sondern formalisiere Deinen Weg in systematischer Ordnung.“
Rotkäppchen vereinigte einen Kuchen, eine Wurst und eine Flasche Wein zu einer Menge,
hinterfragte noch einmal den Weg und ging los. Im Walde schnitt sein Weg den eines Wolfes. Er diskutierte mit ihr über die Relevanz eines Blumenstraußes und motivierte es, einen geordneten,
höchstens abzählbaren Strauß zu verknüpfen.
Inzwischen machte sich derWolf die Großmutter zu einer Teilmenge von sich. Als Rotkäppchen
dann ankam, fragte es: „Großmutter,warum hast Du so große Augen?“
„Ich habe gerade mein Bafög erhalten!“
„Großmutter, warum hast Du so große Ohren?“
„Ich habe versucht, Prüfungsfragen durch die Tür zu erlauschen!“
„Großmutter, warum hast Du so ein großes Maul?“
„Ich habe gerade versucht, das Mensaessen zu schlucken!“
Darauf machte der Wolf sich zur konvexen Hülle von Rotkäppchen. Ein Jäger kam, sah eine leere Menge von Großmüttern im Haus und problematisierte die Frage, bis sie ihm transparent wurde. Dann nahm er sein Messer und machte aus dem Wolf eine Schnittmenge. Die im Wolf integrierten
Personen wurden schleunigst von ihm subtrahiert. ZumWolf wurde eine mächtige Menge
von Steinen addiert. Er fiel in einen zylinderförmigen cartesischen Brunnen, bis seine Restmenge nicht mehr lebte.
Es war einmal ein Mädchen, dem wurde eineindeutig eine rote Kappe zugeordnet, wodurch es als Rotkäppchen definiert wurde.
„Kind,“ argumentierte die Mutter, „werde kreativ, mathematisiere die kürzeste Verbindung des Weges zur Großmutter, analysiere aber nicht die Blumen am Wege, sondern formalisiere Deinen Weg in systematischer Ordnung.“
Rotkäppchen vereinigte einen Kuchen, eine Wurst und eine Flasche Wein zu einer Menge,
hinterfragte noch einmal den Weg und ging los. Im Walde schnitt sein Weg den eines Wolfes. Er diskutierte mit ihr über die Relevanz eines Blumenstraußes und motivierte es, einen geordneten,
höchstens abzählbaren Strauß zu verknüpfen.
Inzwischen machte sich derWolf die Großmutter zu einer Teilmenge von sich. Als Rotkäppchen
dann ankam, fragte es: „Großmutter,warum hast Du so große Augen?“
„Ich habe gerade mein Bafög erhalten!“
„Großmutter, warum hast Du so große Ohren?“
„Ich habe versucht, Prüfungsfragen durch die Tür zu erlauschen!“
„Großmutter, warum hast Du so ein großes Maul?“
„Ich habe gerade versucht, das Mensaessen zu schlucken!“
Darauf machte der Wolf sich zur konvexen Hülle von Rotkäppchen. Ein Jäger kam, sah eine leere Menge von Großmüttern im Haus und problematisierte die Frage, bis sie ihm transparent wurde. Dann nahm er sein Messer und machte aus dem Wolf eine Schnittmenge. Die im Wolf integrierten
Personen wurden schleunigst von ihm subtrahiert. ZumWolf wurde eine mächtige Menge
von Steinen addiert. Er fiel in einen zylinderförmigen cartesischen Brunnen, bis seine Restmenge nicht mehr lebte.
Montag, 20. Oktober 2008
Samstag, 18. Oktober 2008
Freitag, 17. Oktober 2008
Wo ich schon dabei Bin...
1. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever! Unless you actually marry her.
2. When questioned by a friend's girlfriend, you need not and should not provide any information as to his whereabouts. You are even permitted to deny his very existence.
3. Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 24 hours.
4. A best man's toast may not include any of the following phrases, "down in Tijuana", "one time when we were all piss drunk", or "and this girl had the biggest rack you ever saw".
5. You may exaggerate any anecdote told to your friends by 50% without recrimination, beyond that anyone within earshot is allowed to yell out "bullshit!". (exception: when trying to pick up a girl, the allowable exaggeration is 400%)
6. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
7. The minimum amount of time you have to wait for another man is 5 minutes. The maximum is 6 minutes. For a girl, you are required to wait 10 minutes for every point of hotness she scores on the classic 1-10 scale.
8. Bitching about the brand of free beverages in your buddy's refrigerator is forbidden. But gripe at will if the temperature is not suitable.
9. A friend must be permitted to borrow anything you own - grill, car, firstborn child - within 12 hr notice. Women or anything considered "lucky" are not applicable in this case.
10. Falling on a grenade for a buddy (agreeing to distract the skanky friend of the hot babe he's trying to score) is your legal duty. But should you get carried away with your good deed and end up getting on the beast, your pal is forbidden to ever speak of it.
11. Do not torpedo single friends.
12. On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.
13. Before dating a buddy's ex you are required to ask his permission. If he grants it, he is however allowed to say, "man, your gonna love the way she licks your balls"
14. Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to pick a Buffalo wing clean.
15. If a mans zipper is down, that’s his problem, you didn’t see anything!
16. No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. (in fact, even remembering your best friends birthday is optional)
17. You must offer heartfelt condolences over the death of a girlfriends cat, even if it was you who secretly set it on fire and threw it into a ceiling fan.
18. While your girlfriend must bond with your buddies girlfriends with in 30 minutes of meeting them, you are not required to make nice with her gal pal's boyfriends- low level sports bonding is all the law requires.
19. Unless you have a lucrative endorsement contract, do not appear in public wearing more than one Nike swoosh.
20. When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may always ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.
21. If your girlfriend asks to set your friend up with her ugly, whiny, loser friend of hers, you must grant permission, but only if you have ample time to warn your friend to prepare his excuse about joining the priesthood.
22. Only in a situation of mortal danger or ass peril are you permitted to kick another member of the male species in the testicles.
23. Unless you're in prison, never fight naked. This includes men who aren't wearing shirts. If your buddy is outnumbered outmanned, or too drunk to defend himself, you must jump into the fight. Exception: if during the past 24 hours your friends actions have caused you to think "what this guy needs is a good ass wuppin", in which case you may refrain from getting involved and stand back and enjoy.
24. Friends don’t let friends wear speedos. Ever. Case closed.
25. Fives must be called at all times when getting out of your seat. If not, your seat is up for grabs. However, "house rules" may come into effect, in which case it is left up to the owner of the seat.
26. Shotgun can be called on anything where a shotgun applies., as long as you are in eyesight of the object, or it is at a reasonable time.
27. When picking players for sports teams it is permissible to skip over your buddy in favor of better athletes- as long as you don’t let him be the last sorry son of a bitch standing on the sideline.
28. If you ever compliment a guy's six pack, you better be talking about his choice of beverage.
29. Never join your girlfriend in ragging on a buddy of yours, unless she is withholding sex, pending your response.
30. Phrases that may never be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
"Yeah, baby, push it!"
"Come on, give me one more, harder!"
"Another set and we can hit the showers"
"Nice ass! Are you a Sagittarius?"
31. Never hesitate to reach for the last beverage or pizza, but not both. That’s just mean.
32. Never talk to another man in the bathroom unless you are on equal footing: both urinating, both waiting in line for all other situations an "I recognize you" nod will do just fine.
33. Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch nearby, hang up if necessary.
34. You can not rat out a friend who show's up to work or class with a massive hangover, however you may: hide the aspirin, smear his chair with limburger cheese, turn the brightness on his computer way up so he thinks its broken, or have him paged every seven minutes.
35. If you catch your girl messing around with your best friend, let your states crime of passion laws be your guide.
36. If your buddy is trying to hook up with a girl, you may sabotage him only in a manor that gives you no chances of getting any either.
37. Before allowing a drunken friend to cheat on his girl, you must attempt one intervention. If he can get up on his feet, look you in the eye, and deliver a "fuck off" then you are absolved from all responsibility. Later on it is ok that you have no idea what his girlfriend is talking about.
38. The morning after you and a babe, who was formerly "just a friend", go at it, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason not to jump on her again before there is a discussion about what a big mistake it was.
39. If a buddy has lint, an eyelash, or any other foreign object on his hair or face, under no circumstances are you permitted to remove it. However an appropriate hand gesture may be made to make him aware of it.
40. An anniversary is recognized on a yearly basis, under no circumstances will anything be celebrated in an interval other than a year
41. When using a urinal in a public restroom, a buffer zone of at least one urinal will exist at all times. If the only empty urinal is directly next to an occupied on, then you are still required to wait. (Exception: at a sporting event where a line has formed to use the pisser)
42. When coming to a room which you know is occupied by your friend and possibly another girl, you must knock and wait for an adequate response. If no response occurs, and the door is locked, a 10 minute period is required before knocking again.
43. The only time dicking over a buddy for a girl is legal, is when the girl ranks a 8 or above on the 1-10 scale. (exception: a girl may rank from 5-7, as long as there is oral sex involved).
44. A mans gotta scratch what a mans gotta scratch. This applies to picking as well. Let the man be.
45. No man shall ever watch any of the following programs on TV:
Figure skating
Men's gymnastics
Any sport involving women (unless viewed for sexual purposes)
46. If you accidentally touch or brush against any part of another man below the waist, it is an understood accident, and NO apologies or any reference to the occurrence is necessary.
47. No man shall spend more than 2 minutes in front of a mirror. If more time is required, a three minute waiting period must be allowed before returning to the mirror.
48. Any dispute lasting any longer than 3 minutes will and must be settled by rock, paper, scissors. There is no argument too important for this determining method.
49. No man will ever willingly watch a movie in which the main theme is dancing, and if a man shall happen to view such a movie it is only acceptable if its with a girlfriend.
50. Only acceptable time when a man is allowed to cry:
when a heroic dog dies to save his master.
after being struck in the testicles with anything moving fast than 7 mph.
When your date is using her teeth.
The day Anna Kornikova chooses a husband.
51. If a bet is made, and the challenge is completed, then the bettor may recoup his money by immediately completing a more daring challenge. If he refuses the challenge or chooses not to propose one, then and only then, must the money be paid.
52. Masturbate often. (exception: if your roommate is due back within the hour)
53. If a hot girl shall happen to pass by while you are in an arms reach of your buddy, you must, and will, tap him on the shoulder to make him aware of the babe.
54. A man's shoes may not intentionally match any other article of clothing on his body.
55. No comment shall ever be made to a man about how much he is sweating. In fact, there is no need bring notice to any body part which he may be sweating from.
56. No man shall ever allow anyone to speak ill of The Simpsons or any Rocky movie. (Exception: Rocky V)
57. You have not made any mistake if you find that there are extra pieces after reassembling or assembling an object. In fact, you have just found a way to make that object more efficient.
58. There are is never an occasion in which any shirt without buttons may be tucked in. (Exception: when you are participating in a organized sporting event)
59. Unless you are under the age of 11 or wearing a bathing suit,, DON’T wear whitey tighty's. It still escapes all reasoning as to why they even make them in adult sizes.
60. Any object thrown with reasonable speed and accuracy, MUST be caught.
61. No man shall ever keep track of, or count, the amount of beers he has had in a night.
62. Under no circumstances may two non-related men share a bed or anything which can be perceived as a mattress.
63. In an empty room, car, ect., a man can not ask another man if he is mad because he isn’t talking.
64. If you jiggle more than twice, your playing with it.
65. A man shall never help another man apply sun tan oil.
66. The guy who wants something the most is responsible for getting it.
67. If your friend says "Lick my nuts" as a way to put you down, don't try to be funny by saying "OK" and moving your head towards his crotch, two homosexual references in a row are just plain scary...
68. If you say ouch, you are a pussy!
69. It is the God given duty of every man to assist any other man that may be in need of assistance in obtaining every guys dream (threesome with two girls)
* with every set of laws, there are appropriate punishments. If any man shall happen to break any one of these codes, he will be found guilty, and will, for 24 hours from the time of the violation, be considered NOT A MAN. During this time he will not be referred to in any masculine way, and he shall bear the name Princess.
2. When questioned by a friend's girlfriend, you need not and should not provide any information as to his whereabouts. You are even permitted to deny his very existence.
3. Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 24 hours.
4. A best man's toast may not include any of the following phrases, "down in Tijuana", "one time when we were all piss drunk", or "and this girl had the biggest rack you ever saw".
5. You may exaggerate any anecdote told to your friends by 50% without recrimination, beyond that anyone within earshot is allowed to yell out "bullshit!". (exception: when trying to pick up a girl, the allowable exaggeration is 400%)
6. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
7. The minimum amount of time you have to wait for another man is 5 minutes. The maximum is 6 minutes. For a girl, you are required to wait 10 minutes for every point of hotness she scores on the classic 1-10 scale.
8. Bitching about the brand of free beverages in your buddy's refrigerator is forbidden. But gripe at will if the temperature is not suitable.
9. A friend must be permitted to borrow anything you own - grill, car, firstborn child - within 12 hr notice. Women or anything considered "lucky" are not applicable in this case.
10. Falling on a grenade for a buddy (agreeing to distract the skanky friend of the hot babe he's trying to score) is your legal duty. But should you get carried away with your good deed and end up getting on the beast, your pal is forbidden to ever speak of it.
11. Do not torpedo single friends.
12. On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.
13. Before dating a buddy's ex you are required to ask his permission. If he grants it, he is however allowed to say, "man, your gonna love the way she licks your balls"
14. Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to pick a Buffalo wing clean.
15. If a mans zipper is down, that’s his problem, you didn’t see anything!
16. No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. (in fact, even remembering your best friends birthday is optional)
17. You must offer heartfelt condolences over the death of a girlfriends cat, even if it was you who secretly set it on fire and threw it into a ceiling fan.
18. While your girlfriend must bond with your buddies girlfriends with in 30 minutes of meeting them, you are not required to make nice with her gal pal's boyfriends- low level sports bonding is all the law requires.
19. Unless you have a lucrative endorsement contract, do not appear in public wearing more than one Nike swoosh.
20. When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may always ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.
21. If your girlfriend asks to set your friend up with her ugly, whiny, loser friend of hers, you must grant permission, but only if you have ample time to warn your friend to prepare his excuse about joining the priesthood.
22. Only in a situation of mortal danger or ass peril are you permitted to kick another member of the male species in the testicles.
23. Unless you're in prison, never fight naked. This includes men who aren't wearing shirts. If your buddy is outnumbered outmanned, or too drunk to defend himself, you must jump into the fight. Exception: if during the past 24 hours your friends actions have caused you to think "what this guy needs is a good ass wuppin", in which case you may refrain from getting involved and stand back and enjoy.
24. Friends don’t let friends wear speedos. Ever. Case closed.
25. Fives must be called at all times when getting out of your seat. If not, your seat is up for grabs. However, "house rules" may come into effect, in which case it is left up to the owner of the seat.
26. Shotgun can be called on anything where a shotgun applies., as long as you are in eyesight of the object, or it is at a reasonable time.
27. When picking players for sports teams it is permissible to skip over your buddy in favor of better athletes- as long as you don’t let him be the last sorry son of a bitch standing on the sideline.
28. If you ever compliment a guy's six pack, you better be talking about his choice of beverage.
29. Never join your girlfriend in ragging on a buddy of yours, unless she is withholding sex, pending your response.
30. Phrases that may never be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
"Yeah, baby, push it!"
"Come on, give me one more, harder!"
"Another set and we can hit the showers"
"Nice ass! Are you a Sagittarius?"
31. Never hesitate to reach for the last beverage or pizza, but not both. That’s just mean.
32. Never talk to another man in the bathroom unless you are on equal footing: both urinating, both waiting in line for all other situations an "I recognize you" nod will do just fine.
33. Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch nearby, hang up if necessary.
34. You can not rat out a friend who show's up to work or class with a massive hangover, however you may: hide the aspirin, smear his chair with limburger cheese, turn the brightness on his computer way up so he thinks its broken, or have him paged every seven minutes.
35. If you catch your girl messing around with your best friend, let your states crime of passion laws be your guide.
36. If your buddy is trying to hook up with a girl, you may sabotage him only in a manor that gives you no chances of getting any either.
37. Before allowing a drunken friend to cheat on his girl, you must attempt one intervention. If he can get up on his feet, look you in the eye, and deliver a "fuck off" then you are absolved from all responsibility. Later on it is ok that you have no idea what his girlfriend is talking about.
38. The morning after you and a babe, who was formerly "just a friend", go at it, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason not to jump on her again before there is a discussion about what a big mistake it was.
39. If a buddy has lint, an eyelash, or any other foreign object on his hair or face, under no circumstances are you permitted to remove it. However an appropriate hand gesture may be made to make him aware of it.
40. An anniversary is recognized on a yearly basis, under no circumstances will anything be celebrated in an interval other than a year
41. When using a urinal in a public restroom, a buffer zone of at least one urinal will exist at all times. If the only empty urinal is directly next to an occupied on, then you are still required to wait. (Exception: at a sporting event where a line has formed to use the pisser)
42. When coming to a room which you know is occupied by your friend and possibly another girl, you must knock and wait for an adequate response. If no response occurs, and the door is locked, a 10 minute period is required before knocking again.
43. The only time dicking over a buddy for a girl is legal, is when the girl ranks a 8 or above on the 1-10 scale. (exception: a girl may rank from 5-7, as long as there is oral sex involved).
44. A mans gotta scratch what a mans gotta scratch. This applies to picking as well. Let the man be.
45. No man shall ever watch any of the following programs on TV:
Figure skating
Men's gymnastics
Any sport involving women (unless viewed for sexual purposes)
46. If you accidentally touch or brush against any part of another man below the waist, it is an understood accident, and NO apologies or any reference to the occurrence is necessary.
47. No man shall spend more than 2 minutes in front of a mirror. If more time is required, a three minute waiting period must be allowed before returning to the mirror.
48. Any dispute lasting any longer than 3 minutes will and must be settled by rock, paper, scissors. There is no argument too important for this determining method.
49. No man will ever willingly watch a movie in which the main theme is dancing, and if a man shall happen to view such a movie it is only acceptable if its with a girlfriend.
50. Only acceptable time when a man is allowed to cry:
when a heroic dog dies to save his master.
after being struck in the testicles with anything moving fast than 7 mph.
When your date is using her teeth.
The day Anna Kornikova chooses a husband.
51. If a bet is made, and the challenge is completed, then the bettor may recoup his money by immediately completing a more daring challenge. If he refuses the challenge or chooses not to propose one, then and only then, must the money be paid.
52. Masturbate often. (exception: if your roommate is due back within the hour)
53. If a hot girl shall happen to pass by while you are in an arms reach of your buddy, you must, and will, tap him on the shoulder to make him aware of the babe.
54. A man's shoes may not intentionally match any other article of clothing on his body.
55. No comment shall ever be made to a man about how much he is sweating. In fact, there is no need bring notice to any body part which he may be sweating from.
56. No man shall ever allow anyone to speak ill of The Simpsons or any Rocky movie. (Exception: Rocky V)
57. You have not made any mistake if you find that there are extra pieces after reassembling or assembling an object. In fact, you have just found a way to make that object more efficient.
58. There are is never an occasion in which any shirt without buttons may be tucked in. (Exception: when you are participating in a organized sporting event)
59. Unless you are under the age of 11 or wearing a bathing suit,, DON’T wear whitey tighty's. It still escapes all reasoning as to why they even make them in adult sizes.
60. Any object thrown with reasonable speed and accuracy, MUST be caught.
61. No man shall ever keep track of, or count, the amount of beers he has had in a night.
62. Under no circumstances may two non-related men share a bed or anything which can be perceived as a mattress.
63. In an empty room, car, ect., a man can not ask another man if he is mad because he isn’t talking.
64. If you jiggle more than twice, your playing with it.
65. A man shall never help another man apply sun tan oil.
66. The guy who wants something the most is responsible for getting it.
67. If your friend says "Lick my nuts" as a way to put you down, don't try to be funny by saying "OK" and moving your head towards his crotch, two homosexual references in a row are just plain scary...
68. If you say ouch, you are a pussy!
69. It is the God given duty of every man to assist any other man that may be in need of assistance in obtaining every guys dream (threesome with two girls)
* with every set of laws, there are appropriate punishments. If any man shall happen to break any one of these codes, he will be found guilty, and will, for 24 hours from the time of the violation, be considered NOT A MAN. During this time he will not be referred to in any masculine way, and he shall bear the name Princess.
Donnerstag, 16. Oktober 2008
Dekstop
Mal auf anfrage ein Aktuelles vom Desktop ;D
So wollt ja auch noch nen SOng of the Day heraus suchen. Moment bitte *kram*
Passend zum Desktop...bzw zum Winamp aufm Desktop. Enjoy the Air... All i need.
So wollt ja auch noch nen SOng of the Day heraus suchen. Moment bitte *kram*
Passend zum Desktop...bzw zum Winamp aufm Desktop. Enjoy the Air... All i need.
Mittwoch, 15. Oktober 2008
Meh.
Schlafmangel macht blöde. Definitiv. Schon nach dem Aufstehen herumgerannt wie Falschgeld.
Hätt heut wirklich im Bett bleiben sollen. Hätt mir besser getan ;)
Aber man kann ja auch nicht alles im vorraus sehen. Eisberg ftw.
Nun denn mal alles zusammen räumen und den Ball misshandeln bis ich nicht mehr werfen mag.
In diesem Sinne bis Morgen
Hätt heut wirklich im Bett bleiben sollen. Hätt mir besser getan ;)
Aber man kann ja auch nicht alles im vorraus sehen. Eisberg ftw.
Nun denn mal alles zusammen räumen und den Ball misshandeln bis ich nicht mehr werfen mag.
In diesem Sinne bis Morgen
Montag, 13. Oktober 2008
Immer wieder Montaaags!!
Ja immer wieder Montags. Spät aufstehen und trotzdem nicht mit dem Universum zurecht kommen. Ich weiß nicht was mit Montagen verkehrt läuft aber irgendwie sind die einfach nicht mein Tag.
Egal. Vorhin noch entspannt im Café gesessen und einen Kaffee genossen und nun sitz ich hier daheim bei einem gar gemütlich anmutendem Flensburger Pilsener , hab noch ein wenig Informatik und Mathematik gerlent. Und werde mich nun den entspannten Dingen des Lebens, wie grundlos einen Pitcher Magarithas trinken, widmen. Bis Morgen. 7.07uhr am Hauptbahnhof in Potsdam mein Zug mich zurückbringt in den Alltag.
In diesem Sinne :
Egal. Vorhin noch entspannt im Café gesessen und einen Kaffee genossen und nun sitz ich hier daheim bei einem gar gemütlich anmutendem Flensburger Pilsener , hab noch ein wenig Informatik und Mathematik gerlent. Und werde mich nun den entspannten Dingen des Lebens, wie grundlos einen Pitcher Magarithas trinken, widmen. Bis Morgen. 7.07uhr am Hauptbahnhof in Potsdam mein Zug mich zurückbringt in den Alltag.
In diesem Sinne :
Sonntag, 12. Oktober 2008
Fernsehpreis.
Wenn ich ne Dankesrede höre wie.... "für unsere sendungen muss man nich schlau und schön sein höre" Dann wundere ich mich nicht darüber das Herr Reich Ranitzki ausrastet und sacht haltet dochs maul und geht sterben. Ohne scheiß. Wie kann es sein das eine Dummfick Sendung wie Deutschland sucht den Superstar einen Preis für "künstlerische Unterhaltung" bekommen kann erschließt sich mir nicht.
Ich möchte jetzt Bildleser nicht als masse in die Dummenecke stellen aber was soll sowas. Hut ab für Herrn Reich Ranitzki. Sie haben bewiesen das dieses Geschäft das sich Fernsehunterhaltung nennt. Am Boden liegt. Und Produzenten von Sendungen wie DSDS noch geprügelt wird. Mit respektlosen Formaten... Dummen Sendungen und noch mehr "Reality" Bullshit. Nun geh ich nicht mehr raus um mirs Leben anzusehen nein sogars Erste berieselt mich mit dem Scheiß.
Danke Reich Ranitzki. Hut ab. Ich bewundere sie.
Ich möchte jetzt Bildleser nicht als masse in die Dummenecke stellen aber was soll sowas. Hut ab für Herrn Reich Ranitzki. Sie haben bewiesen das dieses Geschäft das sich Fernsehunterhaltung nennt. Am Boden liegt. Und Produzenten von Sendungen wie DSDS noch geprügelt wird. Mit respektlosen Formaten... Dummen Sendungen und noch mehr "Reality" Bullshit. Nun geh ich nicht mehr raus um mirs Leben anzusehen nein sogars Erste berieselt mich mit dem Scheiß.
Danke Reich Ranitzki. Hut ab. Ich bewundere sie.
Samstag, 11. Oktober 2008
Donnerstag, 9. Oktober 2008
Zeit fürs Bett
Ja ich bin schon längen über meiner normalen Bettzeit.
Irgendwie kann ich heut nicht so ganz schlafen. Aber was solls.
Hör gerad mal wieder Coldplay - In my Place.
Wirklich eins der schönsten Lieder der letzten zehn Jahre wenn das mal reicht.
Morgen noch geschmeidig Info und Konstruktionslehre. Und dann heim. Die neue Couch kommt!
Freu mich schon drauf.
Egal jetzt mal noch eben meinen lieblichen Rotwein vernichten um die schmerzen vom Basketball zu übertünchen. Und dann wirds lustig Morgen.
Who knows what the Day will bring to me. :)
Das wird schon toll.
Nichts desto trotz. Sollt ich langsam anfangen für meinen Geburtstag zu planen.
Jule hat recht wenn sie sagt 25 wird man nur einmal.
Und der letzte war so .... na ja. Bier und Mario Barth!
Nicht die allerbeste Kombination. Oder? ;)
Nun ja. egal was kommt , wir machen das beste draus. Denn wo wir sind. Ist vorn.
Irgendwie kann ich heut nicht so ganz schlafen. Aber was solls.
Hör gerad mal wieder Coldplay - In my Place.
Wirklich eins der schönsten Lieder der letzten zehn Jahre wenn das mal reicht.
Morgen noch geschmeidig Info und Konstruktionslehre. Und dann heim. Die neue Couch kommt!
Freu mich schon drauf.
Egal jetzt mal noch eben meinen lieblichen Rotwein vernichten um die schmerzen vom Basketball zu übertünchen. Und dann wirds lustig Morgen.
Who knows what the Day will bring to me. :)
Das wird schon toll.
Nichts desto trotz. Sollt ich langsam anfangen für meinen Geburtstag zu planen.
Jule hat recht wenn sie sagt 25 wird man nur einmal.
Und der letzte war so .... na ja. Bier und Mario Barth!
Nicht die allerbeste Kombination. Oder? ;)
Nun ja. egal was kommt , wir machen das beste draus. Denn wo wir sind. Ist vorn.
Das Erste Ariel'sche Gesetz
Er ist uns den beweis noch schuldig. Allerdings GILT AB HEUTE!
1²*5=6
Das erste Ariel'sche Gesetz!
1²*5=6
Das erste Ariel'sche Gesetz!
Dienstag, 7. Oktober 2008
Alter ich werd alt.
Heute mal Fussball aufm Benefitz ding mitgespielt. Fesstgestellt alles zusammen geht nicht mehr so wie es Früher einmal ging. Ich glaub es war im zweiten Spiel wo ich schmerzhaft feststellte das ich keine langen Pässe mehr ohne ernsthafte Gesundheitsgefahr spielen kann. OHNE WITZ. Ich bin fast zusammengeklappt nach diesem 25m Pass. Die Beine traten gar kollektiv den Streik an.
Ich arme Sau!
XP
In diesem Sinne.
Bis demnächst
Ich arme Sau!
XP
In diesem Sinne.
Bis demnächst
Zitat Attentat.
Heute DOUGLAS ADAMS!
Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small, unregarded yellow sun. Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-two million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue-green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea!
Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small, unregarded yellow sun. Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-two million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue-green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea!
Sonntag, 5. Oktober 2008
O_o
Ja. Verwunderliches Tunier.
Ganz und gar der zweite Platz am Ende. Schade das mer's ned gewertet haben. Aber hey man kann nicht alles haben:)
Sonst wäre es ja auch langweilig.
Ganz und gar der zweite Platz am Ende. Schade das mer's ned gewertet haben. Aber hey man kann nicht alles haben:)
Sonst wäre es ja auch langweilig.
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